Double Dick Slick The Demo Years 1953-57 A Letter To Barbara ================================================= You’ve got that special something I don’t know what to do with it Mmm mmm mmm mmm mm m m mmm Do you want to hear that again? Mmm mmm mmm mmm mm m m mmm Bob Bob Bob Bob You are that special lady I wish that I could have ya’ Kazow chka chka chka chka chka Do you want to hear that again? Kazow chka chka chka chka chka Bob (Butter your barbed wire) Barb (Bob the barbed wire that you buttered) Bob (Butter your barbed wire) Barb (Bob the barbed wire that you buttered) Bob (Butter your barbed wire) Barb (Bob the barbed wire that you buttered) Bob (Butter your barbed wire) Barb (Bob the barbed wire that you buttered) Bob Hey there Barbara come on over and punch me in the face Pull my hair, gouge my eyes out, you can treat me anyway Anyway you want to, rub me with your doo doo Call me a Viking freak DDS lyrics Take that picture of your naked grandma Smash me in the teeth You take that special something You know what you can do with it You know that I don’t need it Kazow*!!!#$%^%$+? Bob When Things Go Awry At The Big Top ================================================================ People come from all around to see a big production Happy kids with mom and dad out for a family function Oh how great it is to be here To see the acrobats with no fear Majestic horses parading all around Tiny cars containing twenty clowns Smiling, eating cotton candy Lions jump through flaming hoops Freaked out by the bearded lady Laugh at elephants that poop Having all ourselves a great time Zebras and giraffes are here Candied apples, monkeys, and mimes The midget guy looks really weird Seemingly a normal day here At the circus it is fun! If we would have known what would happen I don’t think we would have come… A man gets shot out of the cannon Hits a post, breaks his neck That post falls the tent is sagging Now grandma’s a nervous wreck His dead body fell into the stands Killed two girls, broke one guys leg Knocked some guys’ cigarette from his hand Caught the hay on fire we’re dead! DDS lyrics The big top is falling Mommy why? Destiny is calling Am I gonna die? Four alarm fire Hurry guys Lions escaping Aahhhhhhhhhhhhh *WDDS News Flash* KFC =================================================== White tuxedo, white beard And secret herbs and spices Chicken bone no it’s never tasted like this Mmm mmm good Can I have another piece of it? Sanders the man, comin’ up with the good shit I love it, I swear, I’d eat it for breakfast Original recipe anyday over a Lexus Feed me feed me feed me I need a twenty piece bucket quick just to appease me It’s a lot more than chicken it’s a way of life If you ain’t down with the colonel you need to fucking realize I’m just tellin’ ya I’m just lettin’ ya’ know Where to go, where I’ll be, eatin’ on a chicken wing Me and my friends grubbing out at the KFC food bar How far am I gonna take this? I’ll take it all the way if I can have another plate of it If the colonel was still alive and he lived next door to me I would go over everyday and ask him for his secret recipe I just want to know it so I can make a bucket just for me Barbecued chicken wings, eatin’ the rotisserie gold With an icy coke, heat it or I’ll eat it cold Can I take your order? Gimme macaroni and cheese and rolls DDS lyrics Aw shit, gimme seven chicken sandwiches Better make it ten so I won’t have to come back again The motherfuckin’ colonel, the motherfuckin’ colonel The motherfuckin’ colonel, the motherfuckin’ colonel Motherfuckin’ colonel, it’s the motherfuckin’ colonel Motherfuckin’ colonel, it’s the motherfuckin’ colonel And it’s you, and it’s me, and we’re at the KFC Bring back the chicken littles Rot Kill Tony ========================================================= Go play your fucking drums Our drummer’s a fucking bum Severe his shaved head Beat him till he’s dead Kill Tony! Watch him scream in pain Kill Tony! I’m happy once he’s slain Around his neck he wears a key Begging for life, his futile plea On his shirt he wears the sun A life almost over his end has begun Kill Tony! Tear him limb from limb Kill Tony! No sympathy for him Bury him in a shallow grave Cut him up, his heart I’ll save Tony’s life is now complete Nothing more than a maggot’s treat